A website that will stand the test of time. When the likes of giants fall, Hardcore Prawn Lawn will soar into the night sky, unable to be brought down, forever watching over, never ceasing to exist.
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It’s hard to describe Hardcore Prawn Lawn without getting emotional. It’s the American dream projected onto a webpage. It’s the bald eagle soaring over the Alsek showcasing its powerful talons. It's the emptying of a 5.56 millimeter M4 Carbine clip. It’s what makes our visitors want to be better people and to me, is the benchmark I aim for when creating life changing businesses. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy into a proven market leader with little to no competition.
Hardcore Prawn Lawn went live in June 2015 and like most successful businesses was created under the influence of alcohol in order to solve a problem. The problem is something that we can all relate to; it’s the feeling of creating something that will stand the test of time. It’s creating a legacy that cements your name into the history books and ensures you don’t fade into eventual obscurity like many have before you. Hardcore Prawn Lawn solved this problem for me and can do the same for you.
Each and every month over 200,000 people visit this website. According to Google Analytics, 25% of last month’s users are returning visitors and the average time on site is 40 seconds. What this tells you is that our followers visit the website for a quick hit, get their fix and then return when their high dissipates. From personal experience I can tell you that this is a very lucrative business model where the user continues to come back regardless of the impact their habits have on their family & friends. I’m extremely confident that the traffic levels will continue to rise post-sale.
In terms of monetization, it’s important to be conservative with potential financial earnings which is why I’m not going to say this website will make you extremely rich overnight however I would like to try & heavily imply that. Placing a bid on a website like Hardcore Prawn Lawn may be the most financially responsible decision a person can make in this volatile economy. Unemployment is constantly rising, GDP growth is stagnant and overall spending is down which shows you that all roads lead back to this auction. It is your responsibility to keep your family financially safe, don’t disappoint them. But most importantly, don't disappoint me.
Despite receiving considerable daily mentions on websites such as Facebook & Twitter, we still haven’t mastered social media with nobody on MySpace, Bebo or Friendster talking about the movement. We have a team of 12 full-time employees working on this website and they’re all unsure as to why this is. I suggest the new owner explore these avenues as a way to further spread the Hardcore Prawn Lawn message. Another idea that could potentially increase awareness is to invest in an SEO strategy. No SEO work has been done. I believe if a small fortune was invested into a solid search engine optimization plan than the website could rank extremely high for competitive prawn lawn related keywords.
Overall, what you’re bidding on isn’t just a business; it’s a social movement that is rapidly growing. I foresee a world where we don’t discriminate people based on things such as wealth, race or gender but on other things such as the amount of prawns on a person’s lawn or even how hardcore the prawns are among other important things. Bidding on this website isn’t just for financial gain, it's about putting aside our differences and saying to the world that yes, we do care about our lawns and yes, we do want to go on this journey!
I want my grandchildren to receive a college education. For this to happen, I first need to buy a wife, have kids & then coax those kids into having children. In order to do that, I first need to use this money to purchase alcohol to give me confidence to leave the house.
I’m happy to sign a 5 year non-compete contract.
|Site Established ?||June 2015|
|Built With ?||—|
|Google Analytics Detected ?||Yes|
|Domain Registered ?||11 June 2015|
|Registrar ?||1&1 INTERNET SE|
|Content Unique ?||Yes|
|Design Unique ?||Yes|
|Pages In Google ?||1|
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|SEOmoz mozRank ?||3.89|
|Alexa Rank ?||192,629|